"Stop hogging the chips."

Munching. "I love me Doritos."

"... love them more than me?"

"For fuck's sake Steve, stop giving me those eyes."

Soft whimpering. Shimmering blue eyes.

A very, very deep growl. "Fucker."

"Mmm, sometimes."

"SHUT UP."

"Not my nature, Benny. Pass the ice tea while you're at it."

Grumble, grumble, grumble. Occasional mumbling. The sound of a can opening. "Here. Choke on it."

"Hey!" A whine. "Don't be meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan, Beeeenny."

"Tch. Whatever. Watch the movie, Steve."

"Hee! I'm glad you got this movie for me. I love it so much."

An amused gleam and a hand wrapped lovingly around a waist. Soft kisses, salty lips touching and caressing. "Love you more."

"Mmm, I know. OOO! Lookie! This is when Chibi-Usa is captured by the evil people. I don't remember their names, but they're quite nasty."

Chuckling and the snuggling of two bodies. "I don't know what you see in this 'Sailor Moon' crap."

"It's hot teenage girls in short skirts that can kick ass. Is there any other reason why?" Munch munch munch.

Soft sighs. Stealing from a bag. Munch munch munch. "That, and you support Usagi and Mamoru love."

Giggling and bright blue eyes. "And Makoto's never ending quest to find a boyfriend!"

"Isn't that Minako's too?"

"Yeah, but I like Makoto better. Sailor Jupiter kicks ass!!"

A snort and amused, twinkling ice blue eyes. "I love you, you anime freak."

A playful smirk. "You like it too, y'know. Maybe fantasizing about gettin' me in one of those skirts, mmmmmm?"

"You keep teasin' me and you won't watch the end of the movie."

"Neeeevermind, Benny. OO! LOOK! FIGHT SCENE!! RAWR!!"

A shake of the head and pitiful smile. "Aye, Steve. Qu loco."

Munch munch-- silence. "Nani?"

"Nada. Watch the movie, Steve." A slight pause. "Did you just say 'nani,' Steve?"

"Nanidemo. Watch the movie, Chris."


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