It's No Fun Being Respectible
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It's No Fun Being Respectable

By Diane

So he had a date. Big deal. She didn't care! Probably some girl Squiggy got for him. Not that it mattered. She probably wouldn't be pretty. She probably wouldn't be that smart or good enough either, so why was she even thinking about it so much?

Laverne sat on the couch, dateless. Another Friday night sitting in the apartment watching some boring t.v. show. Shirl was finished getting ready for her date with Carmine, bragging about going to some fancy restaurant that she heard about from the girls at work.

"You know Laverne, if you just act more ladylike you'll find yourself a respectable gentleman to go out with," said Shirley.

''Respectable? I haven't had any dates on a Friday night in so long, at this point I would go out with Lenny!" Laverne searched Shirley's eyes for a reaction. Shirley thought the idea so preposterous that there simply wasn't any reaction.

"I'll try to bring home a doggy bag if the food is as good as they say.''said Shirley.

''Gee, thanks'', Laverne said, as sarcastically as possible.

After Shirley left, Laverne sat down and found herself thinking about it more and more. Those eyes. Those beautiful blue eyes. She hated to admit it, but sometimes she felt drawn into them. If it wasn't for the weird things that came out of Lenny's mouth to snap her back to reality, she probably could stare into his eyes forever. His kisses weren't half bad either. He always kissed with such passion she couldn't help but react. Every time Len kissed her it made her wet. It made her secretly want more of him. She felt so comfortable with him too, more than any other man she knew.

Laverne got up off the couch and ate some dinner. After she cleaned up she walked to the bedroom mirror. She frowned at what she saw. She was a mess. Her sweatshirt with the mustard stain on it and her jeans just didn't fit her mood. She remembered what Shirley said before she left about looking like a lady to get a man. Laverne laughed to herself. She knew exactly what it took to get a man's attention, if she tried.

She reached into her lingerie drawer and pulled out the black sheer bra and panty set that she got from the department store. Laverne put it on and looked at herself in the mirror. " Definitely and improvement'' she thought. It wasn't like Laverne to stare at herself in the mirror and try things on, but she suddenly felt so sexy in them. She thought she looked so good, she wished she had someone special to show them off to.

Her thoughts went back to Lenny. She quietly laughed to herself. She knew if he saw her this way he would go crazy! For pete's sake, Lenny thought she looked sexy in her green football jersey and old green robe! The couple of times she caught him staring at her bra strap peeking out of her sweater she noticed his instant erection. It didn't take much to get Lenny excited. It made Laverne feel so sexy to him, so wanted.

''Vernie! Are you home???" Lenny said as he suddenly entered the girl's apartment. '' I gotta hot date and I gotta figure out which shirt to wear."

Laverne froze. She knew he couldn't see her in the bedroom so he had no idea what she had on. She also knew she could stay there and throw a robe or some clothes on and walk into the living room. But she didn't want to. Her hands ran over the smoothness of her bra as she felt the curves of her body. She wanted him.She needed him. She wanted to see his reaction. So Laverne walked into the living room with nothing on but her underwear.

"I like this shirt, but Squig thinks the stripes make me look goofy but the other one is...." Lenny's head looked up and at that moment his eyes locked on Laverne. He was utterly speechless.

'' Do you like what I have on Len?"

The only thing Lenny could do at that point was nod. He had to be dreaming, that was it. There was no way he could ever be that lucky with any woman, especially with Laverne. When she started walking towards him, he instantly tried to cover his sudden erection.

" I was kinda thinking that you would like seeing me in this an awful lot'', said Laverne.

She motioned for him to sit on the couch and since his knees were shaking so badly it didn't seem like too bad an idea. He was so excited and nervous he thought he was going to fall over! As his eyes became fixated on Laverne's body, she surprised him by sitting down and straddling his lap. Her arms locked around his neck, and she reached down for a kiss.

''Wow Vernie" was all Lenny was able to say when their lips parted. However, they didn't stay parted for long. Laverne's mouth went back to Lenny's, and she felt in heaven once his tongue started playing with hers. Lenny's hands rubbed over the sheer fabric of her bra, and with both of his shaking hands managed to unhook it. Laverne closed her eyes and tilted her head back. It was at that moment that she realized that she could feel Lenny's cock underneath her. She began a rocking motion on top of him and while he was kissing her breasts, Laverne undid Lenny's pants and pulled down his boxers. His huge cock was the most beautiful one she had ever seen. She pressed the head of his cock against her wet pussy.

''I need your cock so badly Len, hurry!''
Len reached his hands around Laverne's waist and shoved his hips upward. Laverne was completely filled with his cock. The minute she began riding him she knew it wasn't going to take very long for her to cum. She also knew it wasn't going to take Len that long either. Laverne looked at Lenny's face, into those blue eyes she loved so much.

''Gonna cum!'' was all Lenny managed to say.

With those words Laverne found herself experiencing one of the most delicious orgasms of her life.After a while when she finally was able to catch her breath she spoke.

''I guess I kind of made you miss your date for tonight.''

''I don't care bout that Vernie. This was one of the best nights of my life!''

After they kissed each other goodnight, Laverne went back to her bedroom and got ready for bed. When she went into the kitchen to pour herself a milk and Pepsi, she could hear Shirley and Carmine on the other side of the door, kissing.

"That's it, one kiss?" asked Laverne.

"LAVERNE, a respectable girl gives their date a kiss at the door, and NOTHING else! Oh, and by the way, I would have brought a doggy bag home but the food wasn't that great after all.''

"That's ok Shirl, I ate before and I just had a delicious dessert.''










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